Meh

I borrowed 100 pepper sachets from the university café
and recreated the Blue Meanie invasion with blue-tak figurines.
I like to listen to music in my left ear and leave the right open.
Stereo is over-rated.

Too many clocks, not enough batteries.
Too much politics, not enough concern.
I’m contactable 24 hours a day.
I choose to disregard your calls.

When I’m home alone I walk around fully clothed.
I dream of owning a 6 lane Scalextric track; utterly meticulous, of course.
My phone battery does not match my lifestyle.
Neither does my attire.

Too many buttons, not enough zips.
Too many laces, not enough Velcro.
Waking up on time is a commodity.
Taxi drivers are not acquainted with my road.

5.1 does not excite me.